my king.

my king.

(Source: labyrinthresource, via brittafiltration)

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

(via queenofokay)

I forgot that I had a tattoo for a second and got rly confused when I saw it in the mirror.

rootbeergoat asked: "21 pilots meets twerking" oh my gosh imagine tyler and josh twerking together h e l p i can't

omg rootbeergoat I was more thinking twerking along to 21 pilots but now I can’t get that image out of my head and it’s glorious!

Ugh. Can you imagine if there was a mashup of talk dirty to me, bootywurk, gas pedal, some watsky stuff, and then all the indie music we listen to.
Like 21 pilots meets twerking meets hipsters meets gangsta rappers.

goldenraindropsatdawn We need to find a talented mashup artist to make this happen. All of the songs we love.

infinitefreefall:

Infinitefreefall & Vondell - All Night

All Night was conceived as an interesting challenge - to create an entire mashup EP in just one night. Produced in less than 24 hours, All Night is an accidental homage to losing yourself in what you love (and intense dedication to jokes).

[download]

goldenraindropsatdawn have you ever heard any of maxton’s mixes? he and vondell just killed this one

I can already see us twerking to this next time we’re underground. Also there’s one called “Through the fire and the booty” which we can listen to when needing motivation on rope when our glutes start to ache…. just sayin’

(via notxam)

effington:

borlax:

I found an article talking about animals that are endangered and it very seriously said Red Pandas are going to go extinct because they keep friend zoning each other

I too would die for the right to friend zone men

karlimeaghan:

Oh dear, we are in trouble.

(via theangelshavethetimeturner)

Tags: dying

My mom told me that part of her job used to include going through resumes of potential new hires and throwing out the ones with shitty emails. Those bitches didnt even get a call.

jojobird:

kay-ver:

markscherz:

camwhoreconfessional:

audy-teaze:

homotography:

Neil Patrick Harris by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair, May 2014

Jfc…

IT’S A TROUSER SNAKE!!!!

REBLOGGING BECAUSE ACRANTOPHIS DUMERILI.

It’s funny because isn’t that a Dumeril’s Boa coming out of his pants? Arent they supposed to be like, really reclusive?
What are they trying to say about his cock?
I got bit by one of those once and I barely even felt it.

OHMYGOD. PERF.

reblogging again to say that I love when the snake side of tumblr gets their hands on posts like this.

jojobird:

kay-ver:

markscherz:

camwhoreconfessional:

audy-teaze:

homotography:

Neil Patrick Harris by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair, May 2014

Jfc…

IT’S A TROUSER SNAKE!!!!

REBLOGGING BECAUSE ACRANTOPHIS DUMERILI.

It’s funny because isn’t that a Dumeril’s Boa coming out of his pants? Arent they supposed to be like, really reclusive?

What are they trying to say about his cock?

I got bit by one of those once and I barely even felt it.

OHMYGOD. PERF.

reblogging again to say that I love when the snake side of tumblr gets their hands on posts like this.